Summer Resolution: Write

How not to lose a pound a week: share a pint of Cherry Garcia with your toddler for breakfast.

Well, I can call it brunch. It was 9:30.

I bought a new scale yesterday. My old one started doing weird stuff, like weighing me 20 pounds lighter. Not that I wouldn't be happy with that, but it wasn't true. And I'm all about the truth, yo.

I've started a writing blog. Check it out. Please? Because I'm feeling all lonely over there.